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Exactly what you get. No fine print — this page replaces it.

Every plan, broken down to the deliverable. What's included, what's not included, and why it's worth the money. If something isn't on this page, we don't charge for it — and if you ever feel a gap between this page and what you received, say so and we make it right.

The Free AI Audit

$0 — really

What you get, exactly

  • One printed page about your business — readable in 60 seconds.
  • The five checks: Can AI find you? · Is your info right everywhere? · Can a machine read your menu/services? · Does "call them" reach a human? · Who owns your answer online — you or strangers?
  • Word-for-word quotes of what AI search actually says about you — nothing paraphrased, nothing exaggerated.
  • You next to your three closest competitors — who's winning your customers and why.
  • An honest verdict: if you pass, the page says so and we shake hands. No invented problems, ever.

What it's not

  • Not a sales trap — there's no obligation, and the page is yours to keep either way.
  • Not a "scan" of your systems — we only read what's already public.

Why it's free

It's how we introduce ourselves. We'd rather prove we can find real problems than hand you a business card. If the audit finds nothing, you lost sixty seconds. If it finds what it found at the first 20 businesses we checked — you'll want to know.

Get my free audit3 questions, one page back.

Fresh Ads

$299/mo

What you get, exactly — every month

  • Six finished ads/posts, built by a fixed formula so every month covers what sells: the Offer (brings someone in today) · the Proof (your real stars & reviews) · the Star Product (your best seller, famous) · the Face (you or your lead person — neighbors buy from neighbors) · the Answer (the #1 question customers ask you) · the Season (the calendar hook).
  • Built from YOUR real material — your photos, your reviews, your prices. A 10-minute intake at signup and we never chase you for content again.
  • Your first ad within 48 hours of signing. In your hands, ready to post.
  • Sized and ready for Facebook, Instagram, and print.
  • You approve everything before it's posted — by text, your named approver. Silence means we hold, never publish.
  • Your Google Business Profile kept fresh — photos and posts monthly.

What it's not

  • Not ad-spend management — running paid campaigns with a budget is the Growth plan below.
  • Not stock-photo filler — if you have no photos, we schedule a photo session, we don't fake it.

Why $299 is worth it

Six professional pieces a month is less than $50 an ad — from someone who knows your shop, answers your texts, and shows up in person. Agencies charge that for one. And you're never locked in: it works or you text "stop."

The AI Visibility Fix

$499 flat · done in 14 days

What you get, exactly

  • One truth, everywhere: your name, address, phone, and hours corrected and matched on Google, Yelp, Bing and Apple Maps (the sources ChatGPT and Siri actually read), and every directory your audit flagged.
  • Duplicate listings merged or killed — no more split reviews or two versions of you.
  • Machine-readable facts on your website (the invisible labels — called "schema" — that let AI quote you correctly). If your site can't hold them, we tell you plainly before any money moves.
  • Bookable Anywhere included: we set you up on the booking/ordering platform that fits your business, and wire that one link into your site, your Google profile, your Instagram, and a QR card for your counter — so a customer (or an AI assistant) can finish the job in one tap.
  • Your Answers Page: the top questions customers actually ask you, answered in plain text machines can read.
  • Dead domain rescue if your old website address died — we walk the recovery with you before someone else buys your name.
  • The day-14 re-audit: we re-run the exact same checks and hand you the before/after page. Measured, not promised.

What it's not

  • Not a website build (that's below) — though the Fix works on the site you have.
  • Not a ranking guarantee. Nobody honest sells "#1 on ChatGPT." We guarantee findable, correct, readable, bookable — and prove it in writing on day 14.
  • Third-party fees (like domain recovery charges) are quoted to you first and paid by you — the $499 covers all of our work, with no additions.

Why $499 is worth it

Every wrong listing is a customer sent to a competitor, every day, silently. This is a one-time flat fee to make every source the AI reads agree about you — with a measured before/after. Twenty-seven out of twenty-seven local businesses we've checked needed it.

The AI Watch

$99/mo · after your Fix

What you get, exactly — every month

  • The five checks re-run on your business AND your three closest competitors.
  • One plain-English page: your score, what changed, where you stand next to the competition, what we're doing next.
  • The "AI changed this month" line — always: what moved in the AI world and what we adjusted for you because of it. If nothing was needed, the report says what we verified instead. You'll never wonder what you paid for.
  • Adjustments included: listing corrections, schema updates, and re-alignments the changes require — not billed separately.
  • A two-sentence text summary so you get the point without opening anything.

What it's not

  • Not a set-and-forget subscription that emails you a robot chart. A human you know sends it, and you can text back.

Why $99 is worth it

The AI world reshuffled itself three times in two years (see the timeline on the main page). A one-time fix goes stale; $99/mo means whatever changes next, you're adjusted first — and you watch your competitors' moves in the same page.

The Full Engine

$349/mo

What you get, exactly

  • Everything in Fresh Ads ($299) — the six-ad month, 48-hour first ad, approvals, Google profile care.
  • Everything in the AI Watch ($99) — monthly re-check, competitor page, adjustments included.
  • The Review Engine included — QR ask-cards for your counter, a steady ask cadence, and drafted owner replies for you to approve. Fresh reviews are the single signal AI trusts most.
  • $49/mo saved vs buying the pieces separately — and one relationship instead of three.

Why $349 is worth it

This is "handle the whole thing": seen by people, found by AI, trusted by both. One text thread, one monthly page, one price that's less than most shops' coffee budget for the ads alone. (One-time $499 Fix at signup gets you AI-ready first.)

Growth — the ad takeover

$799/mo · only if you already run ads

What you get, exactly

  • Access the safe way: you add us as a partner inside Meta's own system — 5 minutes, with our printed steps. We never ask for a password, ever, and you can revoke us any time. Your card stays on your ad account; your money never routes through us.
  • The Month-0 report: what your ad money has actually been doing — boosted-post waste, overlapping audiences, broken tracking — before we change a thing. You sign off on the plan.
  • A rebuilt campaign at your SAME budget. We prove efficiency before ever suggesting you spend more.
  • Six fresh ad creatives monthly (the same formula as Fresh Ads) so your campaigns never go stale.
  • The monthly plain-English results page: "your $500 bought 41 calls, up from 28." Real numbers against your own before.
  • The 60-day honesty gate, in writing: if we can't beat what your money did before us, the report says so and we offer to downshift you to the $299 plan. Pre-committed — not a mood.

What it's not

  • Not for businesses that don't advertise yet — we'll say so and point you at Fresh Ads instead. We don't take money we can't move.
  • Ad spend itself is not included — that stays yours, on your card, at your current level unless YOU decide otherwise.

Why $799 is worth it

You're already spending the hard money — the ads budget. $799 makes sure it stops being burned on boosted posts and starts being measured. With the AI Watch included it's $849/mo; spending over $5,300/mo? The price becomes 15% of spend, so it scales with the real work.

A Real Website

$2,500 once · $99/mo care

What you get, exactly

  • You choose everything first: start in the Style Lab — 700 ready-made looks for 7 kinds of business, tap what feels right, and it learns your taste; then a picker filled with YOUR photos and YOUR words locks every section. That becomes the build plan. No surprise reveals.
  • English AND Spanish — both included, not an upsell.
  • Built to be read by machines: real text (never image-blobs), the schema labels AI quotes from, your booking link wired in, your Answers Page — the same standard we grade other businesses against in our audits. Yes, "a website AI can read" is a real thing; it's the whole point.
  • Tap-to-call, tap-to-text, WhatsApp, your Google reviews featured, a contact form that filters junk.
  • You own all of it: the domain is registered to YOU, the files are handed to you, and every version we ever make is saved and yours. Leave any time and take everything.
  • The $99/mo care plan: hosting, security updates, and concierge changes — text us "new hours" or "sold out of the tri-tip" and it's live the same day (that's Text-It-Live, included). Plus the monthly plain-English report.

What we refuse to build — on purpose

  • Online carts, customer logins, chatbots, and do-it-yourself editors. Why: they break, they frustrate your customers, and they turn your site into an IT job. We build what makes the phone ring; if you truly need a store, we'll say so and point you to the right tool honestly.

Why $2,500 is worth it

Template sites are why 27 of 27 audits failed — dead placeholder text, wrong numbers, pages machines can't read. This is a site built to pass the same five checks we use to grade everyone else — and it's YOURS, forever, in writing.

The Power-ups

bolt onto any plan

The one rule to remember

One-time power-ups are builds — you own them forever. Monthly plans keep them alive. Every price below says which kind it is. Any change to anything we've built for you — hours, stock, staff, links — is one text on any monthly plan, live the same day, never an extra charge.

Text-It-Live — included in every monthly plan · $99/mo alone

Text us any change — "brisket's gone," "new stylist starts Tuesday," "got a pallet of 265/70R17s" — and it's live on your site the same business day, with Google, Bing, and Apple submitted same-day (they typically show it by the next day — we tell you the truth about their lag, not ours). Every change logged; the log appears in your monthly report.

Bookable Anywhere — $249 one-time build · FREE inside the $499 Fix

We set you up on the booking or ordering platform that fits your trade (the ones AI assistants can already complete bookings through), and wire that one link everywhere: site button, Google profile, Instagram, counter QR card. One tap from "found you" to "booked you."

It's a build, not a subscription — you own it. If the link ever changes or your platform swaps, fixing the wiring is covered by any monthly plan: text us, done same day, no extra charge. Not on a plan? We leave you the plain-English re-wire instructions.

In-Stock Answers — $299 one-time build · staying current is Text-It-Live

Your inventory as pages a machine can read — tire sizes, feed brands, this week's arrivals — with an honest "updated today" stamp. When someone asks an AI "who has my size in Barstow," the only shops it can name are the ones whose stock is readable.

Who keeps it current — spelled out: the $299 builds the pages once, and they're yours. Day-to-day changes go through Text-It-Live: you (or your register's export) send the change — "out of 265/70R16," "hay delivery landed" — and we rebuild the pages the same business day. On any monthly plan ($99/mo and up) that's included, unlimited, no added fee. Not on a monthly plan? The pages still work; you get a simple update sheet and instructions, and they're yours to maintain — or hop on the $99 watch and it's text-and-done.

Review Engine — $99/mo ongoing service · included in the Full Engine

QR ask-cards at your counter, a steady weekly ask rhythm, and drafted replies to every review for your one-tap approval. Fresh reviews are what AI (and humans) trust most — a three-week quiet spell measurably hurts you.

What we won't sell you (yet) — and why

Missed-call text-back and automated appointment reminders are the most-requested products in local marketing — and they run on regulated text messaging with real per-message penalties. We don't sell them until our compliance work clears. When another agency offers them cheap, ask them how their texting is registered. That pause is what buying from an honest shop looks like.

The Ground Rules

every plan, always

The promises that don't change

  • Month-to-month, no contracts. One text cancels any plan at the end of the billing month. No fee, no retention call, no hard feelings.
  • You own everything. Domain, site files, ad accounts, photos, every version ever made. If you leave, it all stays with you — we hand it over in one folder.
  • No passwords, ever. Access always goes through each platform's own sharing system, revocable by you.
  • Honest numbers. Reports use word-for-word quotes and your own before/after. Our honesty gates are pre-committed in writing — including the ones that cost us money.
  • This page is the deal. If it's not listed here, you're not paying for it. If something here wasn't delivered, tell us and we make it right.